What my daughter currently sounds like when she says “no”

The devil has a woman’s voice – or at least it had in The Exorcist.

The voice of the demon was voiced by academy-award winning actress Mercedes McCambridge. Pity my daughter Pittsburgh was born almost forty years too late to have done a voice audition for the role. She would have walked it.

When she says ‘no’, she has taken to adopting a deep, throaty voice. I don’t know where she learned to do this.

Has her creche moved on from Dora DVDs to more weighty material?

Hang on a sec…did I just hear some noise coming from the attic?

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