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Everyday flesheaters

It’s nice to hear a story that puts the matter of an undead person eating brains into some perspective. Since I stay at home a lot (well, I have to – otherwise I would be hunted by shotgun-wielding red-necks), I … Continue reading

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Pittsburgh shift

I am back on what I call ‘Pittsburgh shift’. I am the sole daytime carer of my daughter for the next five weekdays. The weekend, which is slap right in the middle of my shift, offers little or no relief … Continue reading

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Would you like salad with your brains, sir?

My wife Barbara  is not a Zombie, which makes life a bit difficult – especially when it comes to mealtimes. For instance, this morning she made up a packed lunch for herself and left me to my own devices. I … Continue reading

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